Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Make-up and Magnificence Weblog Mascot, Vol. 857

Positive, Tabs was an excellent boss, good thinker, a complete disruptor who dominated all the pieces he ever tried, however let’s be actual… He was a extremely robust employer.

He was so demanding! “Meow!” he’d say, or “Mrrow!”

A number of the time, his directives needed to do with treats (after all), or petting — particularly, deep-tissue kitty therapeutic massage.

I did my finest, however I used to be solely human, which yeah, was a little bit of legal responsibility. That’s why Tabs spent years creating the proper robotic assistant.

We even launched a pair fairly good ones. The truth is, our Tabby Dynamics subdivision was the primary to convey a bipedal humanoid cat assistant to market.

When Rosie took over as CFO, I believed she’d be totally different. She had a little bit of a softer streak than Tabs, however we rapidly realized that she was additionally fairly demanding.

She isn’t as robust as Tabs was, however I believe it’s honest to say that considered one of our pet assistants has bother with bananas.

That’s one option to describe it…

She is probably not the most effective assistant.

Due to this, a pair weeks in the past Rosie resurrected the Tabby Dynamics private pet assistant challenge. She discovered the unique schematics for the designs Tabs created and started working on an up to date model.

There’s already a prototype, and issues are trying nice! Immediately it handed a vital juncture. It efficiently administered crunchies into Rosie’s meals bowl.

Huzzah! Success!!

I simply hope it doesn’t put me out of a job.

Your pleasant neighborhood magnificence addict,

Karen